hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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