I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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