I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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