party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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