i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
She's JV to your varsity
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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