i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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