I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
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