No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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