Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
All the doctor said was why
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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