matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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