Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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