Umm I'm too high to move.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Randomize
