if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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