As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Randomize
