am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
bring money and cleavage
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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