Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I wish there were birth control emojis
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
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