I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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