we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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