She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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