I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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