Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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