Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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