I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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