Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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