She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
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