Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
