Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm jealous of your bromance
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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