The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
this will be a night to untag.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
ok first of all what the fuck
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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