Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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