it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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