Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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