haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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