Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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