...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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