We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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