stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Randomize
