Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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