No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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