If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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