arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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