I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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