Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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