i just google imaged poop.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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