Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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