Will you blow on my dice?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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