hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
wow bdsm is so cute
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
