is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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