i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
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