i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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