i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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